Guide Series Seal of Disapproval: the Michigan Bull’s Eye

The Great Lake’s Echo, though a fine environmental news source, is also the harbinger of a doom so black that night terrors chase me through my dreams. Asian carp, pharmaceutical and cosmetic waste, quagga mussels, the doughnut bloom, oligotrophication of Lake Michigan.

Child’s play. The PG news.

The Echo brings to our attention an interesting feature on the USGS website: the Tapestry project, a mashup of geological and topographical data shown in map format.

Unfortunately, as you can see, there is a mysterious bull’s eye sitting directly over the Lower Peninsula of Michigan. Baldwin appears to be at the epicenter of whatever alien doomsday scenario is about to unfold, which may or may not be a bad thing.

Prepare your bunkers. And fish the Pere Marquette while there’s still time.