More powerful than a locomotive.
Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound.
Look! Down in the river!
It’s a carp! It’s an old lawn chair! It’s Steve Martinez!
This guy is like the Chuck Norris of the river. When you open a can of whoop-ass, Steve Martinez jumps out. Steve Martinez can start a fire with a magnifying glass…at night. Steve Martinez sleeps with a pillow under his gun. It takes Steve Martinez 60 seconds to watch 60 Minutes. But seriously, if you are ever so lucky as to get close enough to Steve Martinez, just look at his hands. One time Steve Martinez and Chuck Norris shook hands and Chuck Norris couldn’t make a fist for a week.
There is nobody I would count on more to get sh*t done than Mr. Steve Martinez.
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faster than a speeding bullet
More powerful than a locomotive.
Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound.
Look! Down in the river!
It’s a carp! It’s an old lawn chair! It’s Steve Martinez!
This guy is like the Chuck Norris of the river. When you open a can of whoop-ass, Steve Martinez jumps out. Steve Martinez can start a fire with a magnifying glass…at night. Steve Martinez sleeps with a pillow under his gun. It takes Steve Martinez 60 seconds to watch 60 Minutes. But seriously, if you are ever so lucky as to get close enough to Steve Martinez, just look at his hands. One time Steve Martinez and Chuck Norris shook hands and Chuck Norris couldn’t make a fist for a week.
There is nobody I would count on more to get sh*t done than Mr. Steve Martinez.
This entry was posted on Monday, April 26th, 2010 at 10:48 am and is filed under commentary. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.